I made you a gift, my lovelies! As you may be aware, I’m writing tie-in novels in the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina TV universe, and I love a parody, and so I thought this might be fun for both those wondering ‘OK so what’s this Sabrina all about, prep me’ and those going ‘please sir, […]
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MAY DAY, MAY DAY. THE KIDS ARE HELLA NOT ALL RIGHT.
Sensible child-rearing resulting in well-adjusted children who are 100 % mentally balanced, in no way paranoid, and totally not in danger of their lives. That is exactly the opposite of what you get with Gothic novels, where if you are under eighteen everyone you know is like ‘So you’re possessed by ghosts/being stalked/the centre of […]
Prince Caspian Parody: Peter The Magnificent & Caspian The Super Fine
GENERAL: Lord Miraz, you have a son! MIRAZ: Well, you know what that means. GENERAL: Set off fireworks around the castle? MIRAZ: Exactly! Oh, and kill my nephew Prince Caspian. DARKLY OMINOUS CLOAKED FIGURE: Nobody will notice me sneaking into Caspian’s bedchamber. AUDIENCE: Why not? LIGHT: falls on Prince Caspian’s sleeping face AUDIENCE: Oh I […]
Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban: A Parody
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Zenda. I mean, Azkaban. (but read Zenda, because, totally hot villain? I trust I need say no more.) : A Parody HARRY: Now I will, by turns, do suspicious stuff under the bedclothes, drawl sarcastically, look like a Rebel Without A Cause and sulk in my overlarge shirt, then […]
Teen Wolf
So, my resolution to blog more! How about blogging hilarious TV? I have rarely seen TV more hilarious than Teen Wolf. I will give any show with elements of ze supernatural a chance, because I love me some fantasy. The basic premise of this show seems to be: People sure do like that Twilight! If […]